Sunday, December 28, 2008

Kerri Parker is Totally Crap
















43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agreed, she is totally crap. She's only famous for that sex tape, although she likes to brag that she's 'made it' cos she drives a nice car etc, despite the fact she's ripping off girls left, right and centre on her model academy by getting girls to 'compete' to work for pittance, or for free, while she pockets the money. And these girls do it! The shame. She's also quite chubby on those pics too....did anyone say hasbeen?

Anonymous said...

I'm a member of the academy and Kerri is hardly ripping girls off, she charges them £14.99 a year and for that they get loads of contests, jobs (which most are well paid actually) some are for exposure, and she gives the most amazing advice to the girls, whcih is why shes just won a big grant and goes to the entrepreneur of the year final! She was famous before her stupid ex did that tape when she won max power babe and has even appeared in playboy. She makes her own money doesnt need to rip anyone off and if you knew anything about her you'd know shes slim and trains every day towards stunt work and just won european champion at some martial arts contest! Methinks your jealous of her success, and she doesnt look chubby anyway, thats just shite photography by someone who doesnt know what theyr doing, with a crap outfit! How dare you talk about such a lovely girl that way. Did anyone say moron? LOL

tim said...

OMG have you seen kerris new brunette pics on the beach phroar please post them totally crap have only seen a few press publications of herwith brown hair as shes limiting the pics so please please post some! ta!

Anonymous said...

Kerry parker is a fucking god! These pics to now do her justice i saw her at max power shes amazing! Saw her new popstar pics on cover of the press last week looking better than ever! About time u boys got new stuff up eh? Gotta love kp!

Anonymous said...

i think that mr/mrs first comment. is a little jealous !Its NOT A GOOD LOOK !you seem to know so much about this sex tape is that because you watch it every night !!
New popstar pics do look amazing and Kerri couldnt be chubby even if she ate chinese every week !

Eddy Boy said...

She is quite good in the sex tape though, she rides quite well and at least she's willing to suck dick! My mat fucked Kerri when she was a bit younger and he said she's a 7 out of 10 so that's not bad, I'd give her one, cracking face for a cumshot, who cares about her needy personality, just fuck the little karate girl senselss!!! She may have had her ears pinned back, a boob job and be covered in make up but I'd still slam that little Dereham bitch!!!! :D

Anonymous said...

I totally love kerri! I model for her and work for the academy and i think that she is a fanstastic role model for girls that want to get into the modelling business. If you actually read her bio on her website she says on there that she went to school, college, and uni, and got respectable grades, so she isnt some 'dumb dereham bitch'. Thats pisses me off because you all judge her and slag her off and I bet you havent even met her! Okay so she has made some bad decisions, but how hasnt? I can name loads of other celebs that have all made sex tapes!!! I think she is an inspiration to young girls and i love her to bits! So kisses to everyone that hates her, because you are only JEALOUSS!! x

Davey666 said...

'I can name loads of other celebs that have all made sex tapes!!!

Haha, she's not a celeb, she's a wannabe, get that in your head!!!

If being a celeb is being kerri 'I fuck part time posties on film' parker then I'm a celebrity!!! That's her fantasy but she's just another face in the glamour industry, there are thousands of glam girls hotter than her so stop all the sucking up to her.

She can be a volatile bitch and she often speaks out about people, she drives her boyfriend mad too, she's such a needy girl, she always wants the attention.

She slept with loads of guys when she was in her teens and well into her 20's, that makes her a slut in my eyes, fuck the grades, if you have no self control your a slut

Anonymous said...

lets be honest here, kerri is a total con artist, she uses unassuming girls money to buy her flash cars etc and never helps them out, her words to this extent are 'i couldnt give a shit as long as they are paying they all know its all about me' she is a spiteful lying vindictive cow who is constantly fleecing people out of money and does not actually offer any help to any of the girls, the same girls always get the castings on her site its despicable really, girls everything she says is a lie, she makes things up about academys in la and about being famous but who has heard of her really????? nobody in the world of glamour, do not get conned by this lady, ask how she was able to buy a brand new car for 40k cash but put it in someone elses name, hmmmm tax man anyone, she bad mouths everyone behind their backs, i mean everyone, i know this because i work alongside her everyday, i just get fed up with her always making fun of others and laughing about getting them to pay extorsionate money for nothing really, i go out drinking with her too and all she does is talk about how its a good idea to sleep with footballers etc to sell your story to the papers, she even slagged me off for being too skinny but to my face is nice as pie and says i will go far. She is actually really rough close up too and heavily relies on photo shop but is now cheating and getting loads of plastic surgery from the money she says the 'stupid' ugly girls have paid her to apparently help them, she says this while laughing. Not a nice girl at all, be aware.

Anonymous said...

everytime i try and google search kerri parker it comes up 'related search' - troy garrod ?? i looked into this and he's a model in the norwich area aswell, not sure wether they work together!?! anyway, i believe kerri is a beautiful person and she's making a good living of girls who are taking advice (she's a proffesional in this sector, so why not?!?) james

Anonymous said...

she is not a professional, her career has been mapped out for her by people she knows, she has only one pose and does not even know the basic rules of posing where you move your body to create shape and angle whilst not making yourself look like bits are missing, to james who vervently defends kerri do you know her cos i do and believe me she is a very nasty girl, slept with loads of folk to get ahead, told stories on people, destroyed some careers, lies constantly about what she is doing in order to get girls to sign up and pay for her supposive products, girls its a total con, work it out she failed as a model so made the academy to fleece unsuspecting girls out of money, she promises 10 edits and stuff like that but in her words she cant be fucked even thinking about the girls after she has their money. it makes me sick and wish you would all see sense. a very unprofessional, unreliable arrogant self centred girl, shame cos when she was younger she was actually a nice girl, she will at one point be facing action due to fraud i am sure as her products clearly state things that are never delivered , how she has got away with it till now is unbelievable, what goes around comes back around again so kerri better start changing before its too late.

Rob82 said...

In her teens Kerri never didn't have a boyfriend, she was always seeing or going out with someone, mainly chav guys, which unsuprisingly hasn't changed, she still loves her chavs and that's because, let's face it, she is one. She grew up in a chavified area, had chav mates although she had hardly any mates as they couldn't stand her bitchiness and arrogance. Deep down Kerri was just very insecure, she had braces, had her ears pinned back, small boobs, she just wasn't happy with herself and that brought on this arrogant and rude front. As she got a little bit of exposure with her glamour modelling it got to her head, she still couldn't help but go for chavs though and embrace cav culture (max power is hardly Vogue!). The sex tape with a part time druggie postman is quite incredible, three different positions but not a condom in sight and all taking place in a Travelodge, classy, you can take the girl out of Dereham but you can't take the Dereham out of the girl! What makes it funnier is that when Kerri found out he wasn't the model rich guy he said he was she dumped him, she made out she was the one laughing but in truth he was, he'd blagged a shag out of a wannabe and filmed it and now the whole world has seen her sucking dick and being fucked, the whole world!!! You can have your TVR's Kerri, your flash house and all your other material things but deep down she knows that as her a person she's cheap, and the whole world can see that, it's there on tape, Kerri taking dick from a guy she doesn't know that well.

All this aside though the big problem with Kerri is that she is just so money minded, it's sad that people can be that way. Despite all her money she is not happy, her boyfriends get driven crazy by her needy personality, he friends get driven away by her bitchy and arrogant personality and soon she'll be driving pretty much everyone else away from her, maybe then she'll learn but knowing Kerri she won't, she'll still think she's right and everyone else is wrong.

danni said...

you may also like to know some great facts about the con-artist kpa!


1. Model Tutorial Days which are unregulated tog sessions where girls turn up and pay £30-£70 to kerri, togs also turn up and pay £50-100 to kerri; everyone does the work, no-one gets paid and the photos etc are used by kpa to make more girls/togs want to come. She is in the process of franchising this concept and soon there will thousands of little kerri's al over the industry!
2. When models like the tutorial days, she then tells the concept of going abroad; egypt, spain, soon hollywood; charging them a ridicous amount again to be shot in the sun, again togs and models pay kerri; she uses the images and surprise surprise nothing more happens other than kerri getting money.
3. Then...models are convinced to pay £20-30 per year to join the KPA!! They are then offered items like; send your pics to me and I will get you listed in nuts. We contacted the Institute of Modeling who investigated this issue. Apparently nuts have never asked kerri parker to provide models; she has been submiting models to the "mobile girls" competitions that any of the models could do themselves.
4. All other work such as the grid girls stuff and max power are unpaid freebies she provides to friends and work contacts to increase her own profile.


You may also be interested to know that she is being a lot of the Miss Great Britain, even running Miss Great Britain training pageant!!! laughable really as the contents of these courses are completely ridicous. Again, a franchise setup to con money from models; its not a real pageant it really holds very little in means of international contest is claims to be. Finally, she is involved with the Miss All Nations (again you will find on her site) - the competition doesn't exist on any international pageant diary but KPA is backing it a 100% and claiming girls will be getting a fully paid trip to China with the competition....which I find very hard to believe.

danni said...

lets do the math then.

KPA charge around 1,000 girls a year x £14.99 for the 'academy' then also charges around 400 models for her tutorial days @ £60 and 200 togs @ £50 = £50k not bad for little work..

do not trust kpa kerri parker its a scam

Anonymous said...

The comments above are completely true, there are thousands of girls now getting ripped off by Kerri, please please please will you girls do some proper research and stop being stupid, she will not help you at all with modelling, she cannot pose, i worked for nuts and zoo and also the daily sport and star and we have hardly ever used her, we do not ever ask her to supply girls she merely always seems to turn up when we are shooting for local girls on the beach etc, please it is a con. Research the beauty pageant in China and you will all see that all the girls have already been chosen for this competition ages ago and she is lying saying she can choose 4 to go to china, the organisation called uk beauties she claims asked her was set up falsely by her just to elaborate her scam. I once heard her say that it was a great way to make money getting girls hopes up, she said this whilst laughing, she also commented to one girl that she would never get anywhere unless she got a boob job and slept with a footballer or something, she said yeah its a great idea to prey on celebrities and sleep with them then sell your story, sick bitch. It really annoys me that there are so many decent folk in the industry and yet girls are turning to Kerri thinking she will help them, how many times of her ignoring your emails and not sending you your pics will it take before you all realise she is a con artist. She is under investigation and she will get her commuppance soon i hope. please girls dont get conned, do some research first.

Anonymous said...

I've had some experience with the KPA and each time I have never received what I was promised for my money, there is always an excuse and a promise of money off next time to compensate. To be honest I don't want there to be a next time!

It seems the prices are gradually building up and yet the services are staying the same. The new make over packages make no sense to me. I could pay £300 for a day shooting alone in the studio, all those photos for me to keep. Or I could do a group day with 4 other girls and we pay £1000 in total for them to do the same amount of work but our time infront of the camera is split by 5 so we get less individual images?? Think about it girls, it just doesn't add up...

Anonymous said...

Can anybody tell me what to do, Kerri took money off me and my mates for the academy, promised loads of things but then totally disregarded everything, i did a model day and paid nearly 200 for a mansion shoot but still have no images from it, i cant get a reply from the photographers Alan or Lee and Kerri is just fobbing us off, my mate was in a club in Norwich a few weeks back called mercy i think it is and heard Kerri and some girl Ricci Harvey talking about everyone making fun of them and being really nasty about a couple of girls, these girls then went and said hello and kerri and Ricci changed and became really nice to them and convinced them to do model days, once they had gone apparently they started laughing and making fun of them again saying one was too fat and one was a slut. not very nice if true. I am hugely dissapointed in her and the academy, i am considering taking legal action as i am told they do not do refunds but i have not got the product i paid for and kerri just ignores me and all my mates when we try and get answers, can any other girls in the same position please comment on here and maybe we can all do something about it, i have been told by a lawyer she is breaking the law by not delivering what she says clearly on her website.

Anonymous said...

cant pose, looks like she has shit herself in every picture, obnoxious woman who slags everyone off, currently under investigation from trading standards and the fsa for conning girls out of money and not delivering products. cant say much more but girls please do not be fooled it is a con, she has had 3 paid shoots in her life, all her money comes from conning girls about so called model tutorial days which are not regulated by the industry. also supplies girls for porn to bluebird tv, she gets paid 1000 a girl to get them to do disgusting acts on camera, up to you girls, do u want to be a model or a prostitute?

Anonymous said...

She has now picked a fight with the Institute of Modeling as they have exposed her scams!!!

Anonymous said...

Its obvious all these recent comments are written by the same person - the one who has been named as a scam themselves.. they are just shit*ing themselves cause they know the cats out of the bag... I've read everything on their site and all of the priceses and everything else you mention is bollocks... ! and she's a damn site more popular than the guy who put this -- hehe jealous guy who probably has a very small dick as well !!!

Anonymous said...

Oh and Danni - aka Mr Rob Skinner Aka Stuart Weston and Aka 90% of the other fake model profiles you have set up on your website.... of course you can do maths your an accountant - shame you get your figures wrong to start with !!!

Anonymous said...

From what I have heard the IOM were the ones exposed as a scam - my friends pic and vital statistics were on their model agency site and she never gave her permission. it even said she did topless she was disgusted !!

hummm said...

Defo a con, i've got loads of info about it but don't know where to report? Any help?

Anonymous said...

its true the kpa is a scam, my daughter has had no work at all even thugh she says if u join her academy you will get work. all she does on the tutorial day is walk around and sort out who gets snapped. she has taught my daughter nothing at all. its mre of a hobby 4 kerri rather than proffesion. she shud be struck off not ripping people off

Anonymous said...

I've just come down from my first KP Tutorial and was really sceptical as i saw this other week. But am really really glad I went. I travelled 4 hours to get there and had a fantastic day. I wouldhave paid double wot they were asking as I've paid £300 for similar day in London. Kerry was great spent ages advising on what to wear, how to pose and look and never did any catwalk training before but now feel really comfortable bout it. will def go again as been downloading the pics this afernoon and loved em - keep it up KP we love you x

Anonymous said...

How many other models did they have there 20 is the norm but one of my friends went and there was about 30! How can you learn or get enough time spent with you??? The pics were crap.... did you know the togs that go are total amateurs! They pay to go says it all really....You wont get any work well... you might but it will be unpaid or a photo shoot for some lads mag. The KPA is not an agency so they are not allowed to take commission.....i know for a fact they do. Agents are now not allowed to take up front fees (good) but the KPA charges a joining fee and takes commission from any work you might get! I know they have set up the KP international as an agency and any model that joins the academy and gets work will go via that company so they can get away with it!Sounds like a scam to me....

Anonymous said...

yes kerri is total shit, but then the iom are no better.
total scam artists too. legally they're not even allowed to call themselves an institute. don't be fooled by these idiots.

but still, kerri is shit

Anonymous said...

Im not sure about the iom, but shes a con artist taking models on that would never make it. As long as they hand over the money thats all she cares about.

Anonymous said...

I have been a member of the KPA academy for 2 years now wont be rejoining not had any jobs or advice, Went on a model training day got no training what so ever was just photographers which were rubbish didn't keep any of the images!
Only time I have heard from Kerri in 2 years is when she has tried to sell me more rubbish or to re new my membership! If you look at all the jobs advertised it all goes to her friends and only girls in Norwich!
I have found much more success my self through websites like star now and have featured in Magazines, Car shows, and Grid modelled for BSB and work as a Shot girl part time now all paid.
Any girls that have been members of KPA but made it on there own like Hayley who won Max Power babe Kerri then takes credit for.
She is a very good business woman and very clever but dont be fooled she isn't doing this to help you its all business!

Anonymous said...

http://videos.sapo.pt/Unr4PmqoRsg4fHzw6zVa


would u take advice from this ???

Anonymous said...

Just looked at that link haha omg how low would you go

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled across this and am shocked, i am currently investigating why kerri parker is claiming to have worked in so many places and for so many publications, she seems to be a compulsive liar and her photoshoots for young easily influenced models are terrible, her own pictures should give girls a warning, terrible quality terrible posing and the same expression in every shot. She never answers emails and we currently have over 350 complaints that will be used for pending legal action by our clients, i strongly advise that no more girls are conned by this woman, There is no regulation behind her modelling tutorials and by all accounts within the complaints we have received she flounces around talking about herself and not helping the girls one bit. Trading standards are involved aswell, any other girls with information regarding the modelling academy and what appears to be a scam to fleece unsuspecting girls out of money for nothing, please contact norfolk trading standards at trading.standards@norfolk.gov.uk or telephone on 03448008013 or pop into the office at county hall, Martineau Lane, Norwich, NR12UD.

Anonymous said...

http://videos.sapo.pt/Unr4PmqoRsg4fHzw6zVa wow she must be doing well, ask yourself girls if Kerri was as successful as she claims then why would she need to get paid £100 to appear on a fetish site where guys jack off looking at videos of her looking rotten with her squint eyes, the most unsexy thing i have seen for a long time. Lol, bet her boyfriend is well happy she slept with all those porn stars last year too and tried to keep it quiet. dirty girl.lol.

Anonymous said...

Kerri just posted this on facebook what a load of lies and made up shite- Well girls we have a result - Fiji press love me and want me to launch our International Model of the Year 2012 contest here last year, they think they can get sponsors to fly my team to Fiji, and the resort want to talk about holding it at this beautiful resort. Not only that just had a sunglass company want me to front their UK campaign and a Fiji beauty company who just launched their product in Harrods want me to front their Harvey Nicholls opening. So the contest was worth while despite the crap! :)
Anyone with a computer can research these claims, i dont need to say anymore except please girls stop listening to this woman, she is derainged, nothing she says is true, nobody in the industry has really heard of her except for when she did that terrible porn movie and a fetish channel for 200 pounds, complete scam artist, she has squint eyes and a terrible figure, no fitness agency would take her on but she lies saying she has been taken on by the biggest fitness agency in th uk but wont name them? Very weird woman with serious issues, be warned ladys. I speak from experience she promised me loads of work through her academy but never got any so stopped applying for her so called castings, plus nothing was paid ever just crummy turn up on the beach shoots for the star which gave no money and terrible pictures.

Anonymous said...

she was famous for years before the sex tape if anyone actually bothered to check rather than bitching about someone you dont even know, and id hardly say shes chubby in these pics arent chubby girls like a size 16 or whatever? anyone who thinks shes chubby check out her new pics www.kerri-parker.com and her boxing pics on the maxim website as seriously you are crazy if you think that girl is chubby! bet your sat there in your pants belly hanging out complaining about everyone else its so sad get a life and stop judging those doing well!

Anonymous said...

ps ive seen her on the fitness ageny website so why dont you just try find a few and check - no wonder she wont say which agencies shes with as theres too many haters out there to bring someone down! pathetic people

Anonymous said...

someone just sent this to me to defend kerri what a bunch of idiots u r its clear all these posts r from the same person its all written the same! wow! im on kerri's fb but ive not met her either same as i reckon none of u hav, and the things she does r remarkable the girl is an inspiration.

whoever this is clearly is also on her fb friends list as u mentionf tiness agencies and her kpa launch in usa, and i see the progress of these projects and shes doing so well - so suggest u get ur facts rite!

her body is amazing now so i suggest u take a look at her site and her fb and see for urself, so what if she was bigger like wot even r these pics 5 years old?! she has had brown hair for years. im much fatter than her and i dont think im fat thank u! size 8 which she is here is hardly fat! bet ur girlfriends are fatter than her if u even hav ne u pathetic bunch!

she has girls writing on her fb every day bigging up her kpa and all the hard work she does and how she helps the girls, she travels the world as a model herself y wud she do that if shes wot u say she is? she just went to thailland with celeb picture agency and is now at the world supermodel finals in fijji apparently, representing england, spose she slept with a footballer for that did she?!

if anyone even believes a word about any of this about kerri then i suggest u read on her site all the good things she does for the girls, and all the good modeling as well. as shes an inspiration to me il never be a model but i follow with interest and really respect people who r tryin to make a difference esp when others criticse.

Anonymous said...

Kerri is a total SCAM,I was apart of the Kerri Parker academy for around 1 year.

she back stabs everyone,she dont atchually like her girls because there all slagged off behind there backs! She even ripped off the daily star they payed her 40k for models in her academy she never payed the girls but she had a nice holiday!!!!

She made my life hell! sent me abusive messages her mum and sisters are just as bad!

She told 1 girl she has to get a boob job!

Jenny Haynes is her new wing girl! and she is A STRIPPER!!! there both as bad as each other.

That sex tape made her and yet she deneys it!

the academy competitions are all fixes! she picks the girl to win!

She payed judges for her to win pageants!

She lives in a dirty flat in Norwich (the old hospital)

She is full of botox and plastic surgery! she dont pay tho rumours are she does favours!!!

she HASBEEN and GONE the dirty SLAG!!!!!!!

Em said...

omg she must be a total has-been, look at all the recent pics of the playboy mansion and her success in LA. get a life girls, if you didnt get picked to model then you cant really blame kerri because its companies that hire models, kerri just gives you the chance to advertise.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear another girl who had to face an honest opinion that she is just not model material.... grow up dear

Anonymous said...

Wussup Mahala did the social cut your benefit again !

Anonymous said...

hahaha thats hilarious u think the daily star wud ever pay 40 grand for a few girls with no experience - yeh ok they wouldnt even pay that 4 jordan, some people are so full of shit clearly a fat model who could not get anywhere so making stuff up, hating will get u no where!
keep living the dream kerri ignore a few jealous idiots who cnt handle the fact u r living the dream in hollywood! keep up the work u rule gal

Anonymous said...

ps she does people favours for botox? like sex? dont only women give you botox at a salon lol haha i dont even think she has had it anyway as u see her face move on the new hollywood interviews with her - just more bullshit.